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 Name of person: Leigh Z. Person

Name of Business: N/A

Street address: My Couch, Franklin, VA

Phone number: Turned off

Operating hours: 24 hours

Nature of business: Child producing, TV watching, Funds collection

Owner: Government

Prior locations: Several

Number of employees: 10 (Children)

How’s business: Great

One thing you wish everyone knew about your business: We get more money for each child I have!

Something you offer that a customer won’t find elsewhere:  I can field a 5 on 5 basketball game in my yard with just my kids.

Advice to aspiring or new entrepreneurs: Never aim too low, you never know when Mr. Right Now will get you your next pay day.

Your first job: Going with mom to the bank to cash my SSI check.

Your role model (in business or in life generally): My Sister, she has 12 kids.

  

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