COURTLAND—Heading out to go “Christmas shopping” at 4 a.m. Tuesday, Hilda Jones of Boykins got an early holiday surprise— a 28 year old man.
“I’m getting mounted,” said Jones as she stood in the rain outside of a Norfolk nightclub looking at the man she had in her passenger seat of the sport utility vehicle she was driving.
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Jones and her shopping treasure |
The hookup was the third one on the year for Hilda. It was also the fifth in the past couple of years, hopefully beginning a string of midnight booty calls on Thursday. “It’s been a dry spell lately” Jones said. “It always gets worse before it gets better.” “Did $600 damage to my credit card, which has a $500 dollar limit on it,” he said. “She drinks like a water buffalo.” |
Joe Narcis, bartender for the nightclub, said women are more active during the fall breeding season than any other time of the year. “Something about this time of year, I think they’re trying to land big gifts for the holiday season”
“I didn’t have time to wait” the 31-year-old said. “He’s laying over there (in a ditch) passed out.”
Jones will continue her shopping spree, estimating she’ll continue at least until she’s 45 or 50.
Narcis noted that her activities aren’t legal, but she’s ok as long as it’s not reported to the authorities.