FRANKLIN—Destiny Jackson was “minding her own damn bidness” when she saw Franklin’s new 4-month-old ‘kitten’ that weighs 155 pounds prowling down Armory Drive on Friday. “I called my girl Chastity and was like, ‘girl, there’s a damn tiger runnin round.’ She was like, ‘Where?’ and I was like, ‘in Franklin, Fool!”
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Crazy James successfully controls the newly acquired Tiger |
Named “That F*#$*&^ Tiger that’s gon’ eat all of us if y’all don’t git” is the newest addition to the City of Franklin.
Between 1 and 4 p.m. Saturday, February 4, the City will open its doors for his debut.
“We want to give people a chance to survive while he’s still small,” said the Tiger’s handler, Crazy James, local Lunatic. “Come a year from now, the citizens won’t stand a chance.”
That F*#$*&^ Tiger that’s gone eat all of us if y’all don’t git will grow to be 500 to 800 pounds. Daily he will eat the equivalent in meat the size of a smart car, James said. |
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That F*#$*&^ Tiger that’s gone eat all of us if y’all don’t git came from the same jungle that Guns N Roses used to sing about, so you know what he’s capable of. That F*#$*&^ Tiger that’s gone eat all of us if y’all don’t git was sold to Crazy James from some guy in Toledo, Ohio, with a van. Crazy James said, “He was all like, dude, I got this Tiger, I’ll sell him to you for basically nothing. How could I refuse?” “He’s gonna be a stone cold killer,” he said. “The dude who had him did a wonderful job teaching him where to bite, and use his claws to never let go.” That F*#$*&^ Tiger that’s gone eat all of us if y’all don’t git will be moved into Crazy James’ basement until, “he’s ready to be unleashed in the fall.” |
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