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Day: September 19, 2015

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Blue Lights Special: Full Report

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Blue Lights Special

Newsoms Investigative Report

 

Written by:  Investigative Reporter
Edited by:  Senior Editor
Read in full by:  No One

Part 1:  Blue Lights Special

NEWSOMS– It has as many acres as people.  Its two main exports are peanuts and marijuana.  By last count, 315.5 people lived there in 2013. “Ol’ Stumpy” accounts for the half.  However on this humid July afternoon as I pull into town, the population sits at 316.5.

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