You don’t need no damn professionals for fireworks
YOUR BACKYARD — Fireworks. They’re your God-given birthright. Since man discovered fire, he has wanted to make big flame in sky. When alcohol was discovered years later after fire, along with it came the perfect combination for a night of fun: Fireworks + Alcohol = Good Time.
With July 4th just around the corner, it’s likely you’ve been inundated with fancy city-slicker fireworks safety precautions scaring you into thinking your celebrations could come to a sudden – and possibly tragic – conclusion. These liberals like to remind everyone not to forget about fireworks safety so they can monopolize all firework shows, taking your hard earned cash, feeding into “their” economy.
The following guide is provided to assist citizens with their own fireworks show, “the man” not included: