Timothy (pronounced tee-MO-thee) and I got snowed in at the Franklin Walmart on January 29. We drew the evening shift Tuesday night and as fate would have it the parking lot got snowed over so much that “Babe Magnet”, also known as my ’97 Ford Escort, was useless. Timothy, who had gotten a ride from his “Moms,” was likewise stranded when he found out she wasn’t coming back out to get him.
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