Trooper Johnson Is Jivewater’s Sexiest Man Alive
FRANKLIN- Move over, four-car pullover maneuver plaque, there’s some new hardware about to be added to Trooper Johnson’s mantle. After a staff-wide vote, Trooper Stanley Johnson has been named Jivewater’s Sexiest Man Alive.
“Let’s just say he was very popular among our female staff members,” said Jivewater News Senior Editor, Senior Editor. “I myself, abstained from voting in this process, as being the consummate heterosexual, I couldn’t tell you what women find attractive, but our female employees certainly seemed to catch the vapors when it came to one half of the Famous Dynamic Duo.”