Dynamic Duo Foils Silk Boxer Bandits
Editors Note: In the streets of Tidewater, people fall in one of two separate and totally unequal groups: on the side of the Dynamic Duo, who wouldn’t dare commit a crime; or that of the foolish criminal, who violates the law and in turn gets their rectum ruptured. These are their stories.
FRANKLIN— The Tidewater area’s beloved Dynamic Duo, State Troopers Moe Parr and Stanley Johnson, has thwarted what officials are calling the biggest cash grab in the history of 2014. Justa Shame, 25 and Felonious Grant, 24, otherwise known as the Silk Boxer Bandits, have been arrested for their parts in Friday’s armed robbery of SunTrust Bank in downtown Franklin. Currently both are being held and treated at the Regional Jail for torn rectums, courtesy of Stanley Johnson’s state-issued size 13 steel-toed boot. “They made a withdrawal, and then they got deposited,” said Trooper Johnson.