Every now and then, Senior Editor will take time to empty out all the random thoughts that have been bouncing around in his/her head. These are those thoughts, in their entirety.
Senior Editor’s Incoherent Ramblings, Musings and Abusings that remove all doubt:
- The best part of Christmas being over? The return of actual music to radio airwaves as opposed to the same trite Christmas songs over and over. If I hear “Santa Baby” one more time I’m just gonna lose it. I get it, you’re a whore and you want stuff, so you’re willing to rub all over the sweaty fat man in the red suit to get it. I don’t need to keep hearing it. Though if Lifetime wants to run a TV special based on the song, I might tune in. You know, for research/article material purposes.
- How many weeks/days are we away from a complete Miley Cyrus meltdown? I can’t wait, I’m pulling for you Miley! Try that heroin (pronounced hair-ron) girl, and for God’s sake take your finger out of there, there’s still Hannah Montana episodes in syndication! It’s creepy!
- As a follow up to a recent news article (Luke Bryan’s Party Crashed), suspended country music artist, Luke Bryan has been reinstated as a direct result of his most recent offering, “Drink a Beer.” After learning of his reinstatement, Bryan was gracious and vowed never to make shit like that song we will refrain from naming again. He quickly took his Wranglers and split his boys down the middle.
- I pray that I can get a multi-million dollar show, have those millions placed in my bank account, and be forced out over something “controversial” I said. That would be fantastic, screw bowing out gracefully, I’m taking my money and going home. This sounds much better than working 60 hours a week for an annual salary that’s far less than what they get for one episode. Sign me up!
- Did I leave the iron on?
- No way, I don’t iron.
- Can you imagine the greatest love songs of all time being rewritten for today’s audience? For my money, it doesn’t get any better than Michael Bolton’s “When a Man Loves a Woman”, but what if he re-did it and spun “When a Man Loves Another Man.” Or if the Spice Girls came back and did, “If you wanna be my lover (You gotta be a lesbian).” There is precedent for this as Ladyless Antebellum has been making the local circuit. As for Bolton, he’s doing Honda commercials now, which means he’s two years away from a Country Music career comeback. Can’t wait!
- Is anyone still reading this? I doubt it. They probably instinctively saw the headline and immediately scrolled to the bottom for the comments. The comments section: The Internet’s built-in self-esteem booster.
- I wonder if anyone noticed we took nearly the entire month of December off?
- What did people do before Selfies? How did we ever pass the time?