Day: November 5, 2013

The “perks” of Greeting

Editor’s Note: We at The Jivewater News are happy to bring back Jonathan, our local Wal-Mart Greeter, who after holding out for a couple months in a contract dispute, is back to bring you his column few know, and even fewer love.

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