Halloween is that special time of year when the parents can’t wait for their kids to pass out from a sugar induced coma, so they can head to their special party down the block. Halloween comes but once a year; miss it, and the Mrs. misses out on her one free chance for her inner slut to become her outer slut, for her bedroom attire to become her public attire, without anyone being able to shame her sluttyness. The importance of costume choice cannot be understated. You never know when you’ll meet new people, future bosses, swingers, or significant others, and their first memory of you will be in your French Maid costume with your “girls” on full display as you’re downing all the Malibu rum. So please take this seriously. Costume choice for adult Halloween can be tricky, so we’ve compiled a set of costumes sure to knock the pants off of anyone actually wearing them at your Halloween party!
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