Day: October 25, 2013

McAuliffe-Cuccinelli

Opinion: We’re Totally F@#$*&!

RICHMOND – Who would have ever thought that Jo Dee Messina would have prophesied this? When that radio-faced chubby Ginger presented us with the option of “Heads Carolina, Tails California” during the peak of 90s country, who would have thought she would have been foreshadowing the 2013 Virginia Gubernatorial race? These are your options now. Flip a coin, Heads Carolina, Tails California… It’s heads,… Ok, let’s go for two out of three, and change it to somewhere greener, somewhere warmer, instead? Fine, but hurry up. You don’t want to keep the vacuum shop guy waiting. Yes, I’m talking about getting out of Dodge folks.

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