Opinion: Smothering the real issue with Pink
I thought something was wrong with my TV. I’d just settled in my recliner, turned on whatever football game Fox was trying to force down my throat at 1 PM, and found Eagles at Giants. Hoping to see Mike Vick get maimed, I tuned in. (Editor’s Note: Senior Editor does not wish bodily harm on anyone playing football, however Senior Editor finds exception with Michael Vick, the scum of the earth, and openly enjoys seeing the ever-living shit get knocked out of him.) Upon seeing the field, I thought to myself, “Those pink yard lines look a little funny, and something must be wrong with my TV set… as it appears those guys are wearing pink shoes, and what’s that…? The refs are throwing pink flags? What the hell is going on here?”