GATES NC – Gerald Stokely was hauling hogs on his way to the market when his GPS started acting up in the middle of Gates County. He couldn’t believe what he saw, stating “The whole gaw dern Gates County was missing. I looked on my phone at the GPS and a giant ass question mark showed up. I ain’t got time to be gallivantin’ around this here county, I got to get these here hogs to the Chinese, er, I mean Smithfield, ‘fore they stop using hogs altogether!”
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