CHARLOTTE- Kyle Busch has signed an exclusive sponsorship deal with Roto-Cooter Super Douches, with a special paint scheme planned for the 2014 Daytona 500 to promote Roto-Cooter’s new douche flavor, Extra-Strength Poon Monsoon, for the 2014 Nascar Sprint Cup Series.
Roto-Cooter CEO, Mike Hunt, was pleased to make the announcement Thursday, “We here at Roto-Cooter feel this is the perfect match between product and driver, as we feel anytime you see Kyle Busch you immediately think douche, they’re just synonymous. We couldn’t be more excited, as our high performance 50 PSI douches are now paired with a high performance driver! Roto-Cooter will also be at the racetrack, with promotions and giveaways at each race. Just remember, Roto-Cooter: If you’re junk is thrushing, best get to flushing! We’ll see you on the race track!”
Nascar president Mike Helton lauded the sponsorship deal, noting, “it’s no secret that our sport is very popular with women. We feel this sponsorship deal will be quite popular with our female fans, we’re just gushing with excitement, and we’re happy to have Roto-Cooter on board as the official douche of Nascar.”
The sponsorship deal runs through 2016 with Roto-Cooter serving as the primary sponsor on Busch’s #18 Toyota Camry, which was previously sponsored by M&M’s. M&M’s has chosen not to continue its advertising through Busch, with M&M’s spokesman Han D. Melton, simply stating, “We can’t be on that asshole’s car anymore, hopefully Nascar fans will lift the boycott on our product now.”
Requests for comments from Kyle Busch went unreturned, as he stormed past the press conference wearing his newly sewn Poon Monsoon firesuit and helmet still on, and quickly ducked into his trailer.
