Ask Clem: How to deal with a noisy neighbor
Dear Clem,
My neighbor is trippin’. I live beside this man that is forever having parties and making noise all night long. He is either always playing loud music, or enjoying the company of various men. I really hate confrontation but I guess I am going to have to talk to him. What is the best way I should go about it? I need my peace of mind and sleep back, especially on early workdays!
Nervous Nelly
Well hello there, Nelly. First, the question is, do you want to just have peace and quiet, or do you want to get back at him? If you just want peace and quiet, you came to the wrong place. Call the cops once, you sleep for a night; but get back at that bitch, and they’ll never cross you again. (Or you’ll have an ongoing war, but at least it’s all out in the open right?)