Welcome to the Inaugural Jivewater News Hall of Fame Induction Competition
Jonathan Bracket – Round of 64
Over the next few weeks, you, the reader, will vote to find four deserving entrants into the Jivewater News Hall of Fame. In all, we have 64 entrants, ranging from articles, to characters, to inanimate objects that have all been seeded based on what we believe are the strongest candidates to enter the Hall of Fame, but you the reader will decide who is worthy. This is set up exactly like the NCAA basketball tournament, so lose before the Jive 4 and the candidate will fail to reach the Hall. To start, we’ll reveal 8 matchups at a time with a vote period of a couple days, until the first round is complete. Then we’ll go from there until the entrants are chosen. Happy voting, and may the best candidates get enshrined! Read on to start voting…
Moving on to the next round:
#1 Jonathan vs. #8 Buck Wild
#4 Board mulls options for replacing Courtland bridge vs. #5 Dynamic Duo: 2, Escaped Inmates: 0
#6 Book focuses on Southampton County re-enactor’s role in Civil War vs. #3 Trooper Johnson time travels to restore local institution
#7 Chick-Fil-A to only use Heterosexual Chickens vs. #2 You asked: How many speeders have Newsoms police caught? And who is the new officer wearing shorts?
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#1 Jonathan vs. #16 Gump Yaksummore and Mayor What’s-Her-Name get into riotous debateIt’s your favorite local Walmart Greeter squaring off against your favorite local nutjob. Suffice to say, neither needs an introduction. |
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#8 Buck Wild vs. #9 Clogging incident causes outrage in CarrsvilleIn this matchup, Soco Everyman, Buck Wild has his latest prey come in the form of a little girl who just couldn’t hold it, will he come out on top, or will the doodie prove to be too much? |
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#4 Board mulls options for replacing Courtland bridge vs. #13 Record number of women in heat across regionA local landmark, known as that rickety ass bridge in Courtland, will have to figure out what option will work best to defeat all the local women who have been hot and bothered by the 50 Shades of Grey fad. Hopefully both parties practice safety first and avoid the dysentery! |
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#5 Dynamic Duo: 2, Escaped Inmates: 0 vs. #12 Brach’s issues apology over Conversation Hearts Mix-upTrooper Johnson and Moe Parr have been called in again to catch another escaped convict, will they be up to the task when they take on a local bank employee who mistakenly created a hostile work environment with her Valentine’s day candy? |
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#6 Book focuses on Southampton County re-enactor’s role in Civil War vs. #11 You asked: Whoresville renamed Franklin in 1904 to confuse menIn this blast from the past matchup sponsored by the History Channel, the Civil War re-enactment that swung the course of the war in the battle of the Red Barn will take on the vivid history of the origins of Franklin’s name, and what it used to be called, Whoresville. I bet you feel smarter already! |
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#3 Trooper Johnson time travels to restore local institution vs. #14 Franklin man wins $150,000 in LotteryTrooper Johnson and Moe Parr are at it again, will a trip back in Jason Aldean’s Time Machine featuring Joe Diffie be enough to stop the deep pockets of a Franklin man who won the powerball by buying your vote? |
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#7 Chick-Fil-A to only use Heterosexual Chickens vs. #10 NC Ban of Gay Marriage Forces VA to Look at Securing its BordersHomophobes unite! In this matchup, sponsored by the 700 Club, a notoriously anti-gay company’s overzealous quality control measures outweigh the Virginia’s new Gay immigration border patrol units? |
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#2 You asked: How many speeders have Newsoms police caught? And who is the new officer wearing shorts? vs. #15 Boykins woman bags her a manIn this matchup will the World Famous Newsoms town cops find a violation with a Boykins woman heading off to the club to find her a man? |