Welcome to the Inaugural Jivewater News Hall of Fame Induction Competition
Senior Editor Bracket – Round of 64
Over the next few weeks, you, the reader, will vote to find four deserving entrants into the Jivewater News Hall of Fame. In all, we have 64 entrants, ranging from articles, to characters, to inanimate objects that have all been seeded based on what we believe are the strongest candidates to enter the Hall of Fame, but you the reader will decide who is worthy. This is set up exactly like the NCAA basketball tournament, so lose before the Jive 4 and the candidate will fail to reach the Hall. To start, we’ll reveal 8 matchups at a time with a vote period of a couple days, until the first round is complete. Then we’ll go from there until the entrants are chosen. Happy voting, and may the best candidates get enshrined! Read on to start voting…
Moving on to the round of 32:
#1 Senior Editor vs. #8 Robbery at Gold to Cold Hard Money Son
#4 Special Edition: Jonathan’s Song vs. #5 Hitler finds out the Newsoms Cops have busted his weed dealer
#11 Fancy retires after 2 years, mother finally moves her Uptown vs. #3 County Board derails Black Powder Hunting, offers alternative
#7 Budget to tax hunters, avoid crisis vs. #2 God Gives Boykins a Bath
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#1 Senior Editor vs. #16 SHS Lady Indians Honor Longtime FanThe Jivewater Godfather, he who gives life to all others, Senior Editor, makes his appearance to take on Soco’s favorite Statutory Rapist and Volleyball enthusiast Chester Hardy |
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#8 Robbery at Gold to Cold Hard Money Son vs. #9 Jasper HiggenbottomOld School vs New School; Jasper Higgenbottom, often the Jivewater’s voice of reason in a time of chaos, holds court to take on the new school, street savvy, Gold to Cold Hard Money Son. Will Jasper be melted down by Gold to Cold Hard Money Son, or will he come up straight money? |
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#4 Special Edition: Jonathan’s Song vs. #13 You asked: How much did it cost to catch the escaped Southampton County Jail inmate?Will a gut wrenching, special lost love story by our very own Walmart Greeter be enough to get over on a special edition You Asked about Stanley Johnson’s expense account? |
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#5 Hitler finds out the Newsoms Cops have busted his weed dealer vs #12 Greasy Spoonlet appears to have closedIn a surprise alliance with the world’s greatest villain on a new media format, Hitler’s video proved to be a huge hit, but will it be strong enough to take the sting away from having our very own Greasy Spoonlet taken from us much too soon? |
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#6 Call Girls in need of work vs. #11 Fancy retires after 2 years, mother finally moves her UptownIn the Irony bowl, we have a Jivewater treasure, Fancy, stepping down in her bid to square off against the very Girls who are set to fill her shoes. Tutor meets pupil in this street corner cat fight. Enjoy, just be sure to use protection! |
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#3 County Board derails Black Powder Hunting, offers alternative vs. #14 Husband, wife to share SHS graduation stageAfter facing years of graduating adversity, will facing a new Spear Hunting law that no one seemed to want be a layup for a 30some year old couple graduating High School together? |
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#7 Budget to tax hunters, avoid crisis vs. #10 Tensions Run High as Tropical Storm RagesWe’ll find out what is tougher to take in this pain in the ass matchup. Will tagging that 10 point and facing an exorbitant tax hurt less than having your We Be Jammin cancelled for the umpteenth time and your weed dealer busted in the same week? |
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#2 God Gives Boykins a Bath vs. #15 Courtland man’s Best-seller named in year’s Top 10I’m tired of writing these, just vote for God Gives Boykins Bath. It’s #2 for a reason. |