Ask Clem: Worried about Meth
Dear Clem,
I think that my neighbor may be using meth or even creating it in their trailer themselves. I’m not sure what to do or how to handle this.
Worried,
Trina J., Courtland, VA
Dear Trina,
Did you see the bust photo? I did, oh boy where to start! Was that your neighbor? It had to be! Shoo-wee!! First, I know I’m getting old, but I don’t understand this “meth” fad. It makes you look like I will in about ten years, which is 83 years old. But you’re 25, you really want to look like an 80-year-old with teeth and hair falling out? That’s really going to wreak havoc on your career when you go to interview for a job. Oh right, I forgot, you’re employed by the Super Sudafed! What are you escaping from? Did your Mom take away your Sega Genesis when you were 9? Quit being a pussy!