Welcome to the Inaugural Jivewater News Hall of Fame Induction Competition.
Over the next few weeks, you, the reader, will vote to find four deserving entrants into the Jivewater News Hall of Fame. In all, we have 64 entrants, ranging from articles, to characters, to inanimate objects that have all been seeded based on what we believe are the strongest candidates to enter the Hall of Fame, but you the reader will decide who is worthy. This is set up exactly like the NCAA basketball tournament, so lose before the Jive 4 and the candidate will fail to reach the Hall. To start, we’ll reveal 8 matchups at a time with a vote period of a couple days, until the first round is complete. Then we’ll go from there until the entrants are chosen. Happy voting, and may the best candidates get enshrined! Read on to start voting…
Moving on to the round of 32:
#1 Stanley Johnson vs. #9 Hurricane Sandy claims infamous “Honeyhole” tree
#5 Trooper Johnson arrests actress after Sundrop violations vs. #4 BREAKING NEWS: Franklin Mayor Bans Sun Drop
#6 Dr. L. Bose Deep files suit against Dr. Coppin A. Feel vs. #3 O.P.P. OB-GYN
#10 SOURCE: Santa investigated along with Penn State, Syracuse scandals vs. #15 King George’s newest hit sparks pregnancy spike across the region
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#1 Stanley Johnson vs. #16 Local Boy to Make Sacrifice for LentLocal treasure, and beloved Jivewater character Stanley Johnson will attempt to put his size 14 Steel toed boot in a Local Boy who gives up his Weed habit for a few weeks to honor Christ. |
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#8 Little Farts, Smaller Minds being investigated vs. #9 Hurricane Sandy claims infamous “Honeyhole” treeThis matchup is sure to be a barn-burner. The Little Farts Smaller Minds daycare undergoes some changes that will have kids behaving in no time, but will it be enough to trump everyone’s favorite Neighborhood tree that has satisfied many a generation of men and occasionally womenfolk? |
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#5 Trooper Johnson arrests actress after Sundrop violations vs. #12 If You Can Read This, You Didn’t Go To Franklin Public SchoolsWill a haughty Hollywood actress getting her what for be enough to stop the onslaught of uneducated Franklin children passing its way up the grades without merit? |
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#4 BREAKING NEWS: Franklin Mayor Bans Sun Drop vs. #13 Person named Franklin’s top MoocherWill the lazy people’s champion Leigh Z. Person get off the couch for this one and take it to Yellow 5 once and for all? Either way she’s getting paid by you, so better vote regardless. |
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#6 Dr. L. Bose Deep files suit against Dr. Coppin A. Feel vs. #11 LumpsDr. L. Bose Deep is fitting to get his hands dirty in this one, as he faces an unfamiliar opponent in Lumps. Lumps will hope to use its size to its advantage in this one in this battle of wills. |
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#3 O.P.P. OB-GYN vs. #14 Gold to Cold Hard Money SonEveryone’s favorite mobile Lady parts checker squares off against Golden Showers and his trusty pickup truck in this one. The Cooter Scooter will have to work hard to keep those gold rims from getting lifted in this one. |
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#7 Uncle Felton Mars Thanksgiving vs. #10 SOURCE: Santa investigated along with Penn State, Syracuse scandalsIn a war of uncomfortableness, yes, I can make up words, suck on that High School English teacher, how’s that C- taste now?, an accused sex offender and habitual breaking and enterer battles Uncle Felton for bad taste supremacy in a battle of waistlines. Hide the women and the children folks! |
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#2 There’s a damn tiger runnin’ ‘round Franklin, y’all! vs. #15 King George’s newest hit sparks pregnancy spike across the regionThe Country King of Swooning will have his work cut out for him as he takes on Crazy James’s loose Tiger running wild through Armory Drive. Does King George have an Ace in the Hole for this one? |