Buck Wild

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Name: Buck Wild

Age: 50

Employer: I live off the lan’, jus’ like mie gran’pappy

Spouse’s name: Hog Wild

Children’s names: Deuce S.

People say I look like: Ted Nugent

Favorite movie of all time: “Deliverance”

TV show I never miss: “Axe Men”

The secret to happiness is: Skin’n the day’s kill

I wish I knew how to: ‘ere ain’t nothing I can’t do. I live off de lan’, shootn n’ a killin’fo my fam’ly

Song I’d love to sing karaoke too: “Country Boy Can Survive”

If I had to eat only three foods for the rest of my life, it would be: Deer, Rattlers, ‘n Possum

Three words that best describe me: Stone, Cold, Killer

Book currently on my nightstand: Hustler’s Top Heavies

My proudest achievement: Get’n a big un wif my black powder rifle

My life won’t be complete until: I take two big ol’ bucks wif one shot

Favorite pro sports team: Milwaukee Bucks

Favorite color: Camo

What’s the best life lesson you’ve learned and who taught you: Find yo’ game ward’n n a tight spot, n nev’r let him furget abou’t. From my diddy.

What’s the best decision you’ve made in life: Teachin’ my boy to kill wen he was 6 months old.

What’s your most recent venture: Went to the Southampton Board Meetun’, tried to talk some sense to dem ole fools.