“Tropical Storm” ravages Franklin Wal-Mart
Lawanda and I were supposed to spend the 9th through the 10th of June in the Wal-Mart in Franklin. We had planned on doing the usual three-day shift, but with the storm approaching so fast Lawanda was afraid of having trouble getting her big butt out of her driveway. So instead of her coming in a little early, she called out completely. I’m sure she thought it was a good call as we ended up with torrential rains that day. However, I wouldn’t be honest with you if I didn’t share with you that part of me enjoyed the thought of Lawanda out on her front lawn trying to escape the waters but couldn’t because she kept going under on account of her huge rear. It really is the little things that get you through a double shift.