
My Couch
Name of person: Leigh Z. Person Name of Business: N/A Street address: My Couch, Franklin, VA Phone number: Turned off Operating hours: 24 hours Nature of business: Child producing, TV watching,
Name of person: Leigh Z. Person Name of Business: N/A Street address: My Couch, Franklin, VA Phone number: Turned off Operating hours: 24 hours Nature of business: Child producing, TV watching,
Name of person featured: Wanda Tann Business: Tanning Salon Address: Franklin Phone number of business: 1-800-GET-A-TAN Operating hours: Any time, lunch break, after work, during dinner E-mail address: extracrispy@charter.net Nature of
Name of person featured: Linda Lethargy Business: Department of Motor Vehicles Address: Highway 58, Courtland Phone number of business: Don’t bother, we won’t pick up. Operating hours: Whenever you are
Name of person featured: Katrina Thomas Name of business: Lumps Address: Franklin Phone number of business: 1-800-SLIMMER Operating hours: 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. Web address: www.lumptydumpty.com Nature of Business: Sweating profusely,
Name of person featured: Shady Moore, Goldologist Street address: 12548 Gold St., Courtland, Virginia Phone number of business: 757-653-GOLD Operating hours: 24 hours a day E-mail address: getthatmoney@cashgold.com Nature of
(Other People’s Privates Obstetrics and Gynecology) Name of person featured: Dr. Coppin A. Feel Street address: We have an RV called the Cooter Scooter that we drive
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