FRANKLIN—Taylor Swift made a stop at the Kangaroo Express gas station in Franklin this week. On her way to a concert in Virginia Beach, Swift needed to take a quick detour for “relief,” said spokeswoman Nicole Penny.
“We have a rule on our tour bus,” Penny said, “if its yellow, let it mellow, if its brown flush it down, if you’re about to gush, get off the bus. So that’s why we’re in this little town of yours today.”
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