FRANKLIN—A downtown Franklin merchant of the street corner will close up shop after more than 2 years in the business.
Fancy (last name redacted), 18, has sold her wares to countless men, boys, and the occasional woman in Western Tidewater since February 2011. Fancy’s last day will be Saturday, March 30.
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