Southampton to commission Buck Wild for help in controlling coyotes
SOUTHAMPTON COUNTY—Rather than create a bounty program for coyotes, the Southampton County Board of Supervisors took their most devoted meeting-attendant’s advice Thursday, and commissioned Mr. Buck Wild to control the coyote population.
County Supervisor, Haydin DeSand, said the board decided that a bounty would not be needed with Buck Wild on the case. “We looked at it real hard tonight in our 30 second huddle, and were quite taken by Mr. Wild’s impassioned speech,” said Supervisor DeSand. “We decided the greatest threat to Cay-oats wasn’t a public bounty, but Buck Wild and his high-powered automatic rifle. This eliminates us from having to determine if a cay-oat was actually killed in the county, and who would destroy the carcasses and who gets paid for it. Mr. Wild offered to do it for free, as his civic duty, and he gets all the cay-oat meat he can eat!”