OPRAH’S COUCH – In a riveting sit-down interview last week, Oprah Winfrey grilled Lance Armstrong on his doping, deception, and behavior as he won some bicycle races in tight shorts. We here at The Jivewater News have found a missing segment that was un-aired to the public, and bring it to you here in this transcript.
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