Rescuing frisky couples
Mojito and I spent December 22nd through 29th in the Franklin Wal-Mart. Trash, as expected, was as bad as always. I’ve also had a new low established, which I must share with you. If you thought face tattoos were poor form, this newest neck tattoo fad will be all the rage. Sure to please any job interviewer, I saw a young woman showing off a tat reading, “Da Bottom Bitch,” emblazoned on the side of her neck. For those of you unsure just exactly what a bottom bitch is, please do a Google search, I’ll wait right here until you get back….