ISLE OF WIGHT—An escaped work-release Isle of Wight inmate was apprehended in Boykins this week by esteemed State Troopers Stanley Johnson and Moe Parr. According to the forensics done on the gaping hole of the inmate’s hindparts, the unfortunate inmate was caught around 8:45 p.m Monday, with the perianal damage coming from Trooper Johnson’s size 14 steel-toe workboot.
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