Tony Romo Shakes Loser Moniker in Comeback Fantasy Win
DALLAS – With his number one fan’s fantasy playoff hopes on life support, Tony Romo orchestrated an epic comeback victory for the “Romo’s Rib’s” Fantasy Football team. Down 108- 75 with just Romo left, Romo’s Rib team owner, Jeff, was needing a “miracle.”
“There’s no way in hell I’m coming back from this, f*#$%*$ Rob Gronkowski man. Brady’s got 6 f%$#@#$ receivers to throw to and all he can do is throw to that ass clown every play. I hate f$%^&#$% fantasy football, I don’t know why I play” said Jeff, before the Dallas game kicked off.