COURTLAND—Heading out to go “Christmas shopping” at 4 a.m. Tuesday, Hilda Jones of Boykins got an early holiday surprise— a 28 year old man.
“I’m getting mounted,” said Jones as she stood in the rain outside of a Norfolk nightclub looking at the man she had in her passenger seat of the sport utility vehicle she was driving.
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