COURTLAND—Wednesday was quite a special event for Southampton residents. As a beautiful autumn day in Western Tidewater wound down, the Presidential motorcade rode down 58 approaching the Hampton Roads area. Things were not as sunny as they appeared, however, as the motorcade and even the president himself, were found to have numerous infractions found by Virginia State Trooper, Stanley Johnson.
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