Space Force Veteran Opens Country Store in Little Texas
LITTLE TEXAS, VA — Residents of Little Texas celebrated this week as honorably discharged United States Space Force veteran Major Buck “Orbit” Hensley officially opened The Intergalactic General Store & Tactical Biscuit Depot, ending what locals described as a 17-year emergency caused by having to drive all the way to
FCPS School Board Blames Lack of Communication on Skype
FRANKLIN – Franklin City Public Schools’ school board has found yet another excuse for its ongoing dysfunction, this time pinning the district’s communication breakdown on Microsoft’s deprecation of Skype. At Thursday night’s meeting, board members debated how they could possibly be expected to function without a platform they apparently hadn’t
Riddler Makes Surprise Appearance at School Board Meeting, Chaos Ensues
FRANKLIN – Franklin City Public Schools’ latest board meeting took a bizarre turn Thursday night when a mysterious figure—dressed in a green suit covered in question marks—stormed into the chamber during Citizen’s Time, further fueling the growing discontent over the recent ousting of beloved high school principal, I. B. Competent.
DOGE Stuns School Board with Shocking Demand
Franklin City Public Schools’ school board members found themselves in an unprecedented predicament Monday when the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) issued what some are calling the most unreasonable request in local governance history: a demand to list five things they had accomplished in the previous week.
Superintendent Cancels Town Hall Meeting After Walmart Runs Out of Index Cards
FRANKLIN – Local parents and concerned citizens were left reeling Monday when Superintendent Dr. Charlie Canner abruptly canceled the highly anticipated town hall meeting scheduled for Monday evening, citing an unforeseen and catastrophic shortage of index cards at the local Walmart.
Franklin City Public Schools demotes last remaining competent administrator
FRANKLIN – In a press release on Monday, Franklin City Public Schools announced the demotion of longtime Franklin High School Principal I. B. Competent. Having served as Principal at FHS since 2010, Competent will take over a brand new Central Office position as the Director of Non-Athletics Activities and Distance